Shenanigans and Whatnot

Because That's Really The Only Way To Describe This

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Me:
*out for dinner with my dad because we were too lazy to cook*
Random Old Lady:
*comes up out of no where with the most judgmental look ever* (will also be refereed to as 'ROL')
ROL:
Isn't he a little old for you?
Me:
Well, considering he's my Dad, I'd say that your a judgmental hag.
Dad:
*chokes into his drink*
ROL:
You should respect your elders.
Me:
You should respect your youth, we're the ones who'll decide on whether or not to pull your cord in like, what? Five weeks?
Dad:
*chokes on his drink again*
ROL:
*storms off*
Dad:
*looks at me with a disapproving look*
Me:
What?
Dad:
Come on, you and I both know it will be three weeks.

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eyesonthestar:

Welcome to Night Vale Ep. 27: First Date

… I need to tell your radio audience about a strange hole that might appear in your wall.

Cecil’s not the only one pretending to have a normal pulse over the phone. Long story short, Carlos’ colleagues weren’t exactly surprised when he and Cecil hooked up,

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hibikihojou:

the most aggravating fans are the ones that become huge fans of a villainous character but just can’t handle the fact that the villainous character does villainous things and instead said fans invent a million assbackwards headcanons about how the villain is TOTALLY not a villain at all and is some tragic blob where nothing is their fault even up to and including murder and genocide

i am just so baffled by this

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sexhaver:

fairycave:

sexhaver:

nobody in college gives a shit ive seen peope walking to class in heavy snow in sweats and a tshirt and flip flops ive seen people wear studio headphones in lecture ive heard so many professors curse its really some next level shit and high school did not prepare me for it

I was not prepared for university particularly this one lecturer that would slip in a photograph of fisting into presentations to check we were paying attention

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